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Lovie says “You’re FIRED!”

January 6, 2010 By Jason Bonnell Leave a Comment

Lovie says "You're FIRED!"Well, for us Bears fans, Black Monday never happened. It was more of a Gray Tuesday. Somehow Lovie kept his job, while Ron Turdner and five other offensive assistants were trampled by Lovie’s “running bus.” QB coach Pep Hamilton, gone. Offensive Line coach Harry Hiestand, see ya. TE coach Rob Boras, buh-bye. Assistants Luke Butkus and Charles London, adios suckers!

But somehow RB coach Tim Spencer and WR coach Darryl Drake kept their respective positions with the team. Well, obviously the Bears 29th ranked rushing attack and Forte’s 3.6 ypc was sufficient enough to keep Spencer (sorry, just threw up little). And Drake? Well, he ruined created the most expensive mediocre receiver in one Devin Hester. He also allowed Aromashodu to ride the bench for 12 games, and still hasn’t taught Rashied how to catch. Yeah, lets keep him around too. The Packers have two 1000-yd receivers and the Bears don’t even have one at 800-yds. Lovie hired both of these friends, I mean assistants, 6 years ago. Huh, interesting.

Of course, Lovie’s defense is still intact since they only gave up 45, 41, and 36 points in three of their games. Oh, and they gave up 47 points in two games to hapless Detroit Lions. At least Lovie is relinquishing himself of defensive play calling duties and is hiring a DC. I’m sure instead of hiring actual talent and coaching ability, he’ll just hire another BFF.

So Bears fans, lets prepare for the worst next year. And if the Bears go 8-8 and Lovie talks about the improvement, I swear I’ll need a straight jacket.

I do wish I could have been there when Lovie was firing these guys though……”I really like what you bring to this football team, but we need to make some changes, so we’ll just go from there.”

Crap, I gotta go….D-Mac is up on the ledge again. DON’T JUMP!

Filed Under: Lovie Smith Tagged With: Lovie Smith

Kreutz Hates Coaching Staff

December 15, 2009 By Jason Bonnell Leave a Comment

In an effort to keep the Bears running game the worst in the league, Olin Kreutz has been absolutely awful this season.  From missed blocks to bad snaps, and multiple false starts.  He’s even had to make a few tackles on running back Matt Forte.  Why is he doing this you ask? The only thing I can think of is, just like the rest of us, he wants Lovie Smith and Ron Turner fired.  In order to guarantee that of happening, Olin has taken matters into his own hands.  Lovie says “We get off the bus running.”  Well, not when Olin is driving.  And it actually makes perfect sense to me.  How else do you explain why a six-time Pro Bowler has been dribbling back snaps a 3rd grader could make, and looking completely lost on a screen pass?  Kreutz knows that he needs to keep Forte’s numbers as pathetic as possible so Lovie and Ron look bad.  Let’s see……685 yards rushing this season for a 3.4ypc average, and the offense as a whole is ranked 24th in total yards.  Yep, that should do it.  I’m sorry for doubting you Olin, see you next year with our new coaching staff.

I can only wonder if Omiyale is in on this too. Hmm…….

Kreutz tackles Forte

Filed Under: Soldier Field 2009 Tagged With: Lovie Smith, Matt Forte, Olin Kreutz, Ron Turner

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