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Twas 10 Days Before Christmas

Twas ten days before Christmas, and under the lights,
It was Bears versus Saints, football on Monday Night .
Both teams five and eight, the coin toss in the air,
Saints elect to defer, the start of this nightmare.

The Bears were down early, with no fucks left to give,
The offense is atrocious, the defense a sieve.
Saints get to Cutler, he’s sacked under a pile,
As Jay gets up slowly, why doesn’t he smile?

Brees would take over, placing the ball all around,
To the endzone, past Jennings, for his 2nd touchdown.
Bears try to run the ball, to set up the pass,
With no holes to run through, Forte’s flat on his ass.

This season just dreadful, more absurd every day,
Then Trestman announces, he’s gonna bench Jay.
I fly off the handle, THIS STAFF IS INSANE,
Then I whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Fire Trestman, fire Tucker, that would be awesome,
Fire Kromer, fire Phil, don’t want to see Clausen!
To the worst of the North, to the joke of them all,
Now fire away, fire away, fire them all!”

Speculation begins, where Jay will be traded,
It’s really too bad, our best QB is this hated.
Dumb fans love Jimmy, claiming he can’t be much worse,
Versus the Lions defense, ha, he’ll leave in a hearse.

It’s now the 4th quarter, and the Bears are down six,
The game should NOT be this close, but Stafford threw picks.
Clausen drives for the win, and gets hit in the head,
Throws an interception, completely shitting the bed.

Some think Clausen played well, as my head shakes in disgust,
He played with fire they said, umm, no, he was concussed.
The podium after, Trestman can’t seem to explain,
The Bears practice so well, just not in the game.

This whole franchise is a joke, completely a mess,
As Jay starts this week, I bet he couldn’t care less.
I’ll watch the Bears, one more time come this Sunday,
In hopes that MY CHRISTMAS, will be on Black Monday.

Now sit back and RELAX, next year will be better,
I know this because, I sent St. Nicholas a letter.
To bring Harbaugh to the Bears, with Super Bowl in sight,
Merry Bearsmas to all, and to all a good night!

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